Scanning the headlines on the Irish Examiner on Saturday, I spotted a headline that read "Swimming ban at beaches over e-coli threat".
Now personally, I have never smoked e-coli and didn't even know that you could. Maybe a reader could enlighten me. Can you buy it in the shops? Do you add it to a roll-your-own? Is it some new kind of menthol flavour or what? I presume it is covered by the workplace ban in the usual places, but I might try it at home if I knew how much it costs. Are the smugglers shipping it yet?
God be with the days when you just bought a packet and had a smoke!